He.. he was here..

He was here and now he's gone.

That was a pretty pathetic Christmas. I didn't get anything I asked for and this fish is disgusting! Even the stockings I got didn't make up for it.

Hmph. Leave it to this stupid place to ruin Christmas of all fucking things.

It's only 6 days until Christmas?

What the hell have I been doing?!

I'm already bored with all of you.

Ok this one is going to be a long shot BUT how do you like how I play Bit? Does his stupidity make you ram your head into a wall? Is he self centered enough? Maybe he needs to shut the fuck up?

This post is for all criticism you might have for how I play Bit. I'm open to any opinion and would love to hear what you have to say. I only want to improve how I play him [and all of my characters, really] so any comments you have should go right here.

Anonymous is allowed.

Now those things are gone and I'm bored again.

And being at full power now, those things in the sewers aren't much fun either.

This place needs more challenging monsters already.

Hn. Being in this place for my birthday wasn't so bad.

I should have gotten more presents, though.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BULMA!

Where are you today? I've got your surprise ready.

What the fuck is wrong with all you people this time?

Has anyone seen Reala?

He was supposed to come over today and he didn't.

Just moving this to its own post. Not exactly up to date, either.

( moar here )

[sound of Bit rustling through something]

What the hell is this.. ... they're orange and yellow and white..

[small pause, and the sound of chewing]

... weird. Huh! What else is in here..

[more rustling, and he's chewing on something else]

... hah! They break apart tastes really good though..

[another wrapper is heard and after a moment Bit makes an annoyed sound]

Wah the hell dis is schtickin' to my teef!!

Wearing clothing is weird. It's so light.. I feel really unstable.

Whatever. I think the most annoying part is the shoes. Why the hell do they have strings to hold them on?

Still, I guess it's alright for now. I was tired of the goddamn CLANK sound from all the hail anyway..

Hey Linda?

I've got a question.

Today sucks. I can't believe she lied to me all this time..

I give up! VAVA where are you?

( PRIVATE, TEXT: SELF, UNHACKABLE )

There's nothing to do in this goddamn dump. It's the same stupid monsters over and over.

[the sound of his saber slicing through some random monster can be heard, and whatever it was thumps to the ground]

Fuck. This is useless.

[a scrape of metal on the ground, and another scraping sound as Bit sits down on something]

Of all the fucking things..

Fuck, today was weird. It wasn't bad but it was fucking strange.

Hey Linda! Are you still all green or is it getting better? Can you walk yet?

[he grunts, a little annoyed, and flicks the device to text]

( PRIVATE: BULMA )

[long pause and a deep breath and then-]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You fucking old man.

HEY! I'VE GOT A QUESTION!

Do any of you know anything about robots? Or computers or technology in general?

I've got a job for anyone who does.

[an annoyed grunt, and a very, very big YAWN]

[silence, and another yawn, then a long pause]

...holy fuck was I really out that long?

[a snapping sound, likely Bit's neck from being in one place for so long, and then another grunt]

Forgot to fix my arm.. HEY WHAT THE HELL'S BEEN GOING ON THE PAST TWO WEEKS?